1 00:00:33,238 --> 00:00:35,351 You know, the people in Bali are just so kind. 2 00:00:35,375 --> 00:00:37,489 But is it cheap still? 3 00:00:37,513 --> 00:00:39,426 'Cause I heard from a mate, he was like, he went, 4 00:00:39,450 --> 00:00:40,862 he went there thinking it was gonna be cheap, 5 00:00:40,886 --> 00:00:42,566 and all of a sudden, cost him a fucking fortune. 6 00:00:42,590 --> 00:00:44,303 Yeah, I, I go there so much now, though, 7 00:00:44,327 --> 00:00:45,705 I'm like a local. 8 00:00:45,729 --> 00:00:47,742 Like, I don't say at all the, the real busy places. 9 00:00:47,766 --> 00:00:49,112 - Yeah. - Like, I go to Kuta. 10 00:00:49,136 --> 00:00:50,949 I know some of the language like nasi goreng. 11 00:00:50,973 --> 00:00:52,819 I think that goes a long way. 12 00:00:52,843 --> 00:00:54,756 - What's that? - Nasi goreng, I'm not sure. 13 00:00:54,780 --> 00:00:57,128 - What's it mean? - But I say it a lot. 14 00:00:57,152 --> 00:01:00,259 Get on the plane, like, "Nasi goreng." 15 00:01:01,026 --> 00:01:04,076 I think it means, like, 16 00:01:04,100 --> 00:01:08,317 rice that's fried with stuff. 17 00:01:08,341 --> 00:01:10,788 Mate, I think you are fried. 18 00:01:10,812 --> 00:01:13,060 I've been to Bali, like, 25 times, 19 00:01:13,084 --> 00:01:17,736 and I, look, I really, I, you, you are a man 20 00:01:17,760 --> 00:01:20,441 with ambition who doesn't care if he's wrong, 21 00:01:20,465 --> 00:01:22,812 - and you just go about. - Mm-hmm. 22 00:01:22,836 --> 00:01:25,742 All right guys, I... 23 00:01:26,811 --> 00:01:28,515 Oh, oh. 24 00:01:30,619 --> 00:01:31,721 I got it. I got it. 25 00:01:36,664 --> 00:01:37,577 Oh, that's a fucking real, 26 00:01:37,601 --> 00:01:39,503 that's a, that's a real man. 27 00:01:40,472 --> 00:01:42,276 Oh. 28 00:01:43,578 --> 00:01:45,349 Now that's a nasi goreng. 29 00:01:46,351 --> 00:01:48,264 Yep. 30 00:01:48,288 --> 00:01:49,624 I reckon it's pee-pee time. 31 00:01:50,926 --> 00:01:52,071 Yeah, all right. 32 00:01:52,095 --> 00:01:53,708 Oh. 33 00:01:53,732 --> 00:01:54,876 You sure you're not gonna have a chunder, are ya? 34 00:01:54,900 --> 00:01:55,813 - I'll be all right. - You sure? 35 00:01:55,837 --> 00:01:57,816 Thinking custardy custard. 36 00:01:57,840 --> 00:01:59,310 Have another one, mate. 37 00:02:00,746 --> 00:02:03,227 Oh, fuck. 38 00:02:03,251 --> 00:02:04,371 Go ahead and take one, mate. 39 00:02:05,422 --> 00:02:08,304 - Oh, fucking hell. - Jesus. 40 00:02:08,328 --> 00:02:09,273 All right, apparently, 41 00:02:09,297 --> 00:02:10,908 the tent's set to do ya, mate. 42 00:02:10,932 --> 00:02:13,304 Yeah, especially when you're ugly. 43 00:02:40,024 --> 00:02:41,427 What the fuck? 44 00:03:34,300 --> 00:03:36,580 Where the hell is this guy? 45 00:03:36,604 --> 00:03:38,551 Maybe we got scammed. 46 00:03:38,575 --> 00:03:41,290 Yeah, Liam definitely got us scammed. 47 00:03:41,314 --> 00:03:44,529 Babe, look. Trust me. 48 00:03:44,553 --> 00:03:47,769 This, this is the real Australia, right? 49 00:03:47,793 --> 00:03:49,763 - Right. - Out here in the wild. 50 00:03:50,599 --> 00:03:52,436 You know, man versus nature. 51 00:03:53,238 --> 00:03:54,616 Yeah, sounds great. 52 00:03:54,640 --> 00:03:56,820 You know, Australia has more deadly animals 53 00:03:56,844 --> 00:03:59,082 per square mile than anywhere on earth. 54 00:03:59,783 --> 00:04:00,761 Kilometers. 55 00:04:00,785 --> 00:04:01,598 What? 56 00:04:01,622 --> 00:04:03,300 Per square kilometer. 57 00:04:03,324 --> 00:04:06,306 Uh, sweetheart, I don't follow. 58 00:04:06,330 --> 00:04:07,330 Nevermind. 59 00:04:08,501 --> 00:04:12,485 Saltwater crocs, taipans, funnel web spiders, 60 00:04:12,509 --> 00:04:15,658 death adders, there are so many, and I wanna see 'em all. 61 00:04:15,682 --> 00:04:17,127 Please keep going, Ollie. 62 00:04:17,151 --> 00:04:18,898 Man, I love this guy. 63 00:04:18,922 --> 00:04:20,000 Yeah. 64 00:04:20,024 --> 00:04:22,763 He knows his shit, man. 65 00:04:24,466 --> 00:04:28,216 Yeah, yeah, we're gonna see some, 66 00:04:28,240 --> 00:04:29,252 we're gonna see some real wildlife out here. 67 00:04:29,276 --> 00:04:30,879 Are you okay, champ? 68 00:04:31,747 --> 00:04:33,761 What? 69 00:04:33,785 --> 00:04:35,855 Oh, this heat, you know? 70 00:04:36,991 --> 00:04:38,504 Like you got ants in your pants, Liam. 71 00:04:38,528 --> 00:04:40,541 Just tingling sensation, that's all. 72 00:04:40,565 --> 00:04:42,436 - Mm. - Weird. 73 00:04:45,575 --> 00:04:49,015 So after this, what's next? 74 00:04:50,485 --> 00:04:52,064 What? 75 00:04:52,088 --> 00:04:54,769 You mean after we survive the most deadly country on earth? 76 00:04:54,793 --> 00:04:56,974 Yeah, I mean, like, where are we going to next? 77 00:04:56,998 --> 00:04:58,610 Well, there's so much stuff to see. 78 00:04:58,634 --> 00:04:59,879 We could go to Patagonia 79 00:04:59,903 --> 00:05:02,385 or, or, or, or, or the Pacific Trail. 80 00:05:02,409 --> 00:05:04,422 I mean, you would love the Pacific Trail. 81 00:05:04,446 --> 00:05:07,227 Or we could go somewhere and, like, stay awhile. 82 00:05:07,251 --> 00:05:09,699 Uh, yeah, I mean, yeah, we could, 83 00:05:09,723 --> 00:05:12,237 but I mean, where's fun in that? 84 00:05:12,261 --> 00:05:14,576 Yeah, where's the fun in that? 85 00:05:14,600 --> 00:05:15,600 Right. 86 00:05:22,916 --> 00:05:25,731 Wait, guys. Is that, that's, that's Stevo, guys. 87 00:05:25,755 --> 00:05:27,000 - Oh. - Stevo. 88 00:05:27,024 --> 00:05:28,661 - Stevo. - Stevey. 89 00:05:33,103 --> 00:05:34,549 - Stevey. - Whoa. 90 00:05:34,573 --> 00:05:35,684 - Come back. - Good day. 91 00:05:35,708 --> 00:05:38,548 Whoa, God. 92 00:05:40,552 --> 00:05:42,622 - All right, man. - Whoo. 93 00:05:55,314 --> 00:05:56,617 G'day, folks. 94 00:05:58,621 --> 00:06:01,603 Welcome, you bloody legends, to the Stevo Irving 95 00:06:01,627 --> 00:06:04,967 Crocodile Punter Extreme Wildlife Experience. 96 00:06:08,340 --> 00:06:11,990 And you're about to have the most bat shit insane 97 00:06:12,014 --> 00:06:13,694 Aussie adventure of your lives. 98 00:06:13,718 --> 00:06:15,029 - Yeah. - Whoo. 99 00:06:15,053 --> 00:06:17,134 How the bloody hell are ya? 100 00:06:17,158 --> 00:06:18,937 No, I don't think this is the legit Steve. 101 00:06:18,961 --> 00:06:20,206 Definitely not. 102 00:06:20,230 --> 00:06:22,578 Hey, go chuck your bags in the back, 103 00:06:22,602 --> 00:06:24,248 strap in, and let's gets you out 104 00:06:24,272 --> 00:06:26,720 to where the real action happens, eh? 105 00:06:26,744 --> 00:06:29,191 Oh, Bazza here'll make sure 106 00:06:29,215 --> 00:06:30,326 we've got the right people 107 00:06:30,350 --> 00:06:31,830 and that your waiter performs a song. 108 00:06:36,129 --> 00:06:38,668 Bloody sausage fingers. 109 00:06:39,970 --> 00:06:41,483 If I get murdered out here, my mom's suing. 110 00:06:41,507 --> 00:06:44,278 Get murdered out here, and no one's gonna find our bodies. 111 00:06:45,113 --> 00:06:46,113 Trust me. 112 00:06:47,351 --> 00:06:49,623 You'll be telling your grandkids about this trip. 113 00:06:51,159 --> 00:06:53,363 If you survive. 114 00:06:56,402 --> 00:06:57,762 Joking, you're all right. Come on. 115 00:07:02,616 --> 00:07:03,927 - Yes. - Come on. 116 00:07:03,951 --> 00:07:05,931 - That's our job. - It's not fucking funny. 117 00:07:05,955 --> 00:07:07,459 No rest for the wicked. 118 00:07:27,231 --> 00:07:29,612 Hey, Mr. Irving, I think you're going a little fast. 119 00:07:29,636 --> 00:07:32,551 Mate, if you're not flying, you're not driving. 120 00:07:32,575 --> 00:07:33,844 Yeah, yeah, yeah, boy. 121 00:07:35,447 --> 00:07:36,258 I hate this. 122 00:07:36,282 --> 00:07:37,282 This is sick. 123 00:07:38,119 --> 00:07:39,489 Where exactly are we going? 124 00:07:40,758 --> 00:07:43,129 First step on your official Aussie initiation, 125 00:07:44,398 --> 00:07:45,711 opal fossick. 126 00:07:45,735 --> 00:07:47,515 What about the drop bears? 127 00:07:47,539 --> 00:07:49,743 Mate, they only come out at dusk. 128 00:07:50,745 --> 00:07:52,615 - The drop bears aren't real. - Yeah. 129 00:07:54,886 --> 00:07:56,231 Aren't they? 130 00:07:56,255 --> 00:07:58,503 I lost my cousin to a drop bear, mate. 131 00:07:58,527 --> 00:08:00,230 - No way. - Yes way. 132 00:08:01,332 --> 00:08:03,403 Swear on me Mom's grave if she were dead. 133 00:08:04,472 --> 00:08:06,543 Took his head clean off. 134 00:08:09,248 --> 00:08:10,127 Cool. 135 00:08:10,151 --> 00:08:11,386 This is so stupid. 136 00:08:13,390 --> 00:08:14,860 Is that right, sweetheart? 137 00:08:17,064 --> 00:08:19,736 Be shitting bricks soon enough. 138 00:08:23,744 --> 00:08:25,046 What? 139 00:08:39,643 --> 00:08:42,916 Now if you look out here, what you'll see 140 00:08:44,018 --> 00:08:46,533 is pristine Aussie living. 141 00:08:46,557 --> 00:08:49,806 There's no cities. There's no traffic. 142 00:08:49,830 --> 00:08:51,241 There's no rules. 143 00:08:51,265 --> 00:08:52,845 That's right. 144 00:08:52,869 --> 00:08:56,175 Just you and nature. 145 00:08:57,411 --> 00:08:59,315 Oh, for fuck's sake. 146 00:09:00,852 --> 00:09:02,989 Babe, gotta soak it in. 147 00:09:04,525 --> 00:09:06,362 Yeah? Soak this in. 148 00:09:08,901 --> 00:09:11,974 No service, Wi-Fi, there's no point. 149 00:09:14,245 --> 00:09:16,415 Hey, uh, what's that place? 150 00:09:20,958 --> 00:09:22,705 It's just an old research facility, mate. 151 00:09:22,729 --> 00:09:25,500 It's, uh, been shut down for years. 152 00:09:26,369 --> 00:09:28,006 It's nothing interesting, mate. 153 00:10:13,129 --> 00:10:14,198 All right. 154 00:10:19,441 --> 00:10:20,441 Ah. 155 00:10:21,913 --> 00:10:24,127 That's the smell of the real Aussie Outback. 156 00:10:24,151 --> 00:10:26,398 Yeah, smells like home. 157 00:10:26,422 --> 00:10:29,739 - Oh, Jesus Christ. - Bro, bro, what is that? 158 00:10:29,763 --> 00:10:31,508 Oh, oh, God. 159 00:10:31,532 --> 00:10:32,969 Oh, my God. 160 00:10:35,841 --> 00:10:39,391 Well, looks like we found dinner. 161 00:10:39,415 --> 00:10:42,998 Oh, that's disgusting. 162 00:10:43,022 --> 00:10:45,593 What the hell did that? 163 00:10:49,468 --> 00:10:50,905 That's nature, mate. 164 00:10:52,140 --> 00:10:53,753 It's the circle of life. 165 00:10:53,777 --> 00:10:54,777 Yep. 166 00:10:56,282 --> 00:10:59,965 Or some lion shit. 167 00:10:59,989 --> 00:11:02,103 This isn't a dingo kill. 168 00:11:02,127 --> 00:11:04,498 The wounds are too precise. 169 00:11:05,400 --> 00:11:06,746 Should we be worried? 170 00:11:06,770 --> 00:11:08,315 We're all right, sweetheart, 171 00:11:08,339 --> 00:11:10,553 top of the food chain out here. 172 00:11:10,577 --> 00:11:13,425 Yeah, usually. 173 00:11:13,449 --> 00:11:16,231 Ah, don't breathe near me. 174 00:11:16,255 --> 00:11:18,001 Right. 175 00:11:18,025 --> 00:11:21,374 First things first, we set up camp, 176 00:11:21,398 --> 00:11:25,082 we get a fire going, and then the real fun begins. 177 00:11:25,106 --> 00:11:26,251 Folks, chop, chop. 178 00:11:26,275 --> 00:11:27,587 - Okay. - Let's get ready. 179 00:11:27,611 --> 00:11:28,611 Come on. 180 00:11:48,519 --> 00:11:53,305 Hey, um, I'm not sure I'm feeling it this time. 181 00:11:53,329 --> 00:11:55,400 Every time, it's getting more riskier, mate. 182 00:11:56,435 --> 00:11:57,680 Come on, Baz. 183 00:11:57,704 --> 00:11:58,983 You're acting like we've had a problem. 184 00:11:59,007 --> 00:12:00,152 It's not about if we've got a problem. 185 00:12:00,176 --> 00:12:01,813 It's about when we've got a problem. 186 00:12:03,750 --> 00:12:06,966 Baz, we do what we always do. 187 00:12:06,990 --> 00:12:09,137 We take 'em out for a good time. 188 00:12:09,161 --> 00:12:11,408 We give 'em up for few scares, 189 00:12:11,432 --> 00:12:12,978 make sure they leave lighter than they came. 190 00:12:13,002 --> 00:12:15,082 And if they don't fucking leave? 191 00:12:15,106 --> 00:12:17,879 Then we take care of it like we always do. 192 00:12:20,717 --> 00:12:23,991 Yeah, I don't know, mate. 193 00:12:25,126 --> 00:12:26,939 The last lot were pretty messy. 194 00:12:26,963 --> 00:12:28,366 Gotta work for the cash, mate. 195 00:12:29,802 --> 00:12:31,715 Sure. 196 00:12:31,739 --> 00:12:34,454 I just don't think I'm feeling it this time. 197 00:12:34,478 --> 00:12:37,985 Baz, all you're feeling is our screaming hangover. 198 00:12:38,954 --> 00:12:40,165 All right? 199 00:12:40,189 --> 00:12:41,709 Come on. Get your head straight, mate. 200 00:13:02,835 --> 00:13:07,486 Hey. 201 00:13:07,510 --> 00:13:08,890 Bow don't go there, sweetheart. 202 00:13:08,914 --> 00:13:12,754 You're not building a modern art piece, are ya? 203 00:13:16,628 --> 00:13:18,642 You could help instead of finishing a 10th beer. 204 00:13:18,666 --> 00:13:23,452 Ooh. 205 00:13:23,476 --> 00:13:24,476 Ooh. 206 00:13:25,981 --> 00:13:27,417 You want some Bazza, do ya? 207 00:13:29,121 --> 00:13:30,456 Well, Bazza can't 208 00:13:34,331 --> 00:13:36,468 because Bazza is on wood. 209 00:13:41,211 --> 00:13:43,215 Good idea, Baz, good idea. 210 00:13:44,151 --> 00:13:46,832 - Fucking great. - All right. 211 00:13:46,856 --> 00:13:50,296 ♪ Heigh-ho, heigh-ho, off to chop wood I go ♪ 212 00:13:59,815 --> 00:14:04,257 Now fire, fire is the heart of the camp. 213 00:14:04,892 --> 00:14:06,504 It takes patience. 214 00:14:06,528 --> 00:14:09,010 It's an ancient survival art. 215 00:14:09,034 --> 00:14:11,271 You need to respect the process, all right? 216 00:14:12,140 --> 00:14:16,515 Yeah. 217 00:14:31,946 --> 00:14:35,286 Riveting. 218 00:14:37,757 --> 00:14:39,036 You sure you know what you're 219 00:14:39,060 --> 00:14:41,207 Course I bloody know. 220 00:14:41,231 --> 00:14:42,676 It's in my blood. 221 00:14:42,700 --> 00:14:44,547 Can't we just use a lighter? 222 00:14:44,571 --> 00:14:46,275 Nope, fucking nope. 223 00:14:47,277 --> 00:14:48,980 Let me show you how the pros do it. 224 00:14:51,685 --> 00:14:53,665 There's no shortcuts. 225 00:14:53,689 --> 00:14:56,996 Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know, whatever, fucking flippety flop. 226 00:14:58,265 --> 00:15:00,914 Uh, that, that, that seems a little dangerous. 227 00:15:00,938 --> 00:15:03,585 Mate, that's the point. 228 00:15:03,609 --> 00:15:06,424 No pain, no gain. 229 00:15:06,448 --> 00:15:07,448 Oi, oi. 230 00:15:08,719 --> 00:15:13,796 Come on. 231 00:15:14,598 --> 00:15:15,642 Ya like fire, do ya, little man? 232 00:15:15,666 --> 00:15:16,644 - I love fire. - Yeah, yeah. 233 00:15:16,668 --> 00:15:17,580 - Ya fucking love it? - Yeah. 234 00:15:17,604 --> 00:15:18,549 - Ya love it? - Yeah. 235 00:15:18,573 --> 00:15:20,352 Yeah? Well, fucking move back. 236 00:15:20,376 --> 00:15:21,387 No, come a little closer. 237 00:15:21,411 --> 00:15:22,389 - Oh, okay. - Yeah, stop. 238 00:15:22,413 --> 00:15:23,425 - All right. - Just kidding. 239 00:15:23,449 --> 00:15:24,894 Fuck off. Get back. 240 00:15:24,918 --> 00:15:26,564 Stevo, you're gonna want to move back a bit 241 00:15:26,588 --> 00:15:28,201 unless you want your cock burned again. 242 00:15:28,225 --> 00:15:31,074 - Oh, oh. - Oh, fucking yes. 243 00:15:31,098 --> 00:15:32,209 You're gonna wanna move... This is my part 244 00:15:32,233 --> 00:15:33,478 - of the show. - Outta way, way, mate. 245 00:15:33,502 --> 00:15:34,181 This is my... You're gonna wanna move 246 00:15:34,205 --> 00:15:35,482 outta the way. 247 00:15:35,506 --> 00:15:37,853 Bazza, fucking hell, Bazza. 248 00:15:37,877 --> 00:15:38,877 Bazza. 249 00:15:41,451 --> 00:15:43,798 Wait, Baz. This is my, fuck. 250 00:15:43,822 --> 00:15:46,194 Trying to kill me. 251 00:15:48,032 --> 00:15:49,176 - Oh. - Fucking hell, Baz. 252 00:15:49,200 --> 00:15:50,178 Whoa. 253 00:15:50,202 --> 00:15:52,283 - Holy shit. - The fuck? 254 00:15:52,307 --> 00:15:53,885 God, get up. 255 00:15:53,909 --> 00:15:54,955 Holy shit. 256 00:15:54,979 --> 00:15:57,059 - Dude. - It is going now. 257 00:15:57,083 --> 00:15:58,261 That was sick. 258 00:15:58,285 --> 00:15:59,597 Yes, mate, that was fucking sick. 259 00:15:59,621 --> 00:16:01,825 That was sicker than a kid with leukemia. 260 00:16:03,395 --> 00:16:05,609 I fucking would've done it another minute or so. 261 00:16:05,633 --> 00:16:09,050 Shoulda, would a, could a, but fucking didn't. 262 00:16:09,074 --> 00:16:12,222 Fuck's sake, Bazza, every fucking time, mate. 263 00:16:12,246 --> 00:16:13,246 Yep. 264 00:16:15,019 --> 00:16:16,955 Your tent's still fucked, by the way. 265 00:16:18,025 --> 00:16:19,537 Fuck's sake, Bazza. 266 00:16:19,561 --> 00:16:20,706 Chop, chop on your tents, 267 00:16:20,730 --> 00:16:24,780 and there's two ways of doing fires, 268 00:16:24,804 --> 00:16:27,453 you know, the traditional ancient survival art way, 269 00:16:27,477 --> 00:16:30,459 which is what I was teaching you, which I am an expert in, 270 00:16:30,483 --> 00:16:32,363 um, which is you're rubbing it together, 271 00:16:32,387 --> 00:16:36,471 and then there's Bazza's way, which is methylated spirits 272 00:16:36,495 --> 00:16:38,541 Why didn't you... and flammable liquids. 273 00:16:38,565 --> 00:16:39,701 Mate, fuck's sake. 274 00:16:40,903 --> 00:16:42,607 These guys are fucking crazy. 275 00:17:06,855 --> 00:17:09,136 Right, now that we're all settled, 276 00:17:09,160 --> 00:17:12,500 it's time for a little Aussie adventure. 277 00:17:13,902 --> 00:17:15,949 Oh. 278 00:17:15,973 --> 00:17:17,085 Ooh. 279 00:17:17,109 --> 00:17:18,345 Yay, more. 280 00:17:20,316 --> 00:17:22,787 Have you ever heard of fossicking? 281 00:17:23,789 --> 00:17:25,435 Fossicking. 282 00:17:25,459 --> 00:17:27,506 Fossicking, babe, huh? 283 00:17:27,530 --> 00:17:28,530 Fossicking. 284 00:17:31,371 --> 00:17:32,283 - Fossicking. - Yeah, you mean 285 00:17:32,307 --> 00:17:33,575 like digging for gemstones? 286 00:17:38,118 --> 00:17:40,523 There's someone who knows. 287 00:17:43,729 --> 00:17:47,470 You lucky bastards are gonna be hunting for opals. 288 00:17:49,474 --> 00:17:52,356 Sick, let's do it. 289 00:17:52,380 --> 00:17:54,627 I hate everything about this. 290 00:17:54,651 --> 00:17:56,388 Oh, come on, babe. 291 00:17:58,458 --> 00:18:00,972 Wait, Baz, Baz, Baz. 292 00:18:00,996 --> 00:18:02,300 Fuck, I'm up. 293 00:18:04,771 --> 00:18:06,875 Go scout ahead. Get the good stuff, eh? 294 00:18:08,044 --> 00:18:09,981 Oh, yeah, fuck yeah. 295 00:18:18,165 --> 00:18:20,712 Right, now Bazza here is gonna go for a little walkabout, 296 00:18:20,736 --> 00:18:25,555 but don't worry about him because, in the meantime, you, me, 297 00:18:25,579 --> 00:18:29,496 all of us are gonna be hunting for the jewels of the bush. 298 00:18:29,520 --> 00:18:31,200 - Oh. - 'Kay? 299 00:18:31,224 --> 00:18:34,440 So strap in. Get yourselves ready. 300 00:18:34,464 --> 00:18:36,000 Let's get stuck in, shall we? 301 00:18:37,670 --> 00:18:39,474 Right, chop, chop, let's get going. 302 00:18:40,476 --> 00:18:43,992 Oh, strap in and strap on. 303 00:18:44,016 --> 00:18:46,020 - Chop, chop. - Oh, oh. 304 00:18:50,596 --> 00:18:51,596 Milady. 305 00:18:52,500 --> 00:18:56,675 Right this way. 306 00:19:13,809 --> 00:19:14,977 That'll do. 307 00:19:34,751 --> 00:19:36,221 Yeah, that'll do. 308 00:19:42,867 --> 00:19:43,978 That's good, Baz. That's good, man. 309 00:19:44,002 --> 00:19:45,906 Hide-and-seek champion 1995. 310 00:20:42,853 --> 00:20:43,922 Dumb bloody Yanks. 311 00:20:56,481 --> 00:20:57,783 Did you even bring wipes? 312 00:21:02,426 --> 00:21:04,330 Careful with that one. That's a big one. 313 00:21:05,866 --> 00:21:08,338 You guys are all right. It's just the local wildlife. 314 00:21:10,309 --> 00:21:12,289 All right, folks. 315 00:21:12,313 --> 00:21:13,949 Opals could be anywhere. 316 00:21:14,884 --> 00:21:15,884 Whoo. 317 00:21:18,692 --> 00:21:20,605 What the hell are we digging for? 318 00:21:20,629 --> 00:21:22,265 Whoo. 319 00:21:29,780 --> 00:21:31,727 Whoo, would ya look at that? 320 00:21:31,751 --> 00:21:32,786 Oh. 321 00:21:37,161 --> 00:21:38,161 An opal. 322 00:21:38,932 --> 00:21:41,337 Oh, it's beautiful, Stevo. 323 00:21:45,044 --> 00:21:46,423 You found that in a tree? 324 00:21:46,447 --> 00:21:49,363 Oh, you see, Aussie wildlife, 325 00:21:49,387 --> 00:21:52,736 Aussie birds sometimes grab 'em and stash 'em in trees. 326 00:21:52,760 --> 00:21:54,171 Aw. 327 00:21:54,195 --> 00:21:55,499 That doesn't sound right. 328 00:21:56,601 --> 00:21:58,146 What are you, some sort of expert 329 00:21:58,170 --> 00:22:00,083 in Aussie geology there, mate? 330 00:22:00,107 --> 00:22:03,223 Opals form underground. They're mined. 331 00:22:03,247 --> 00:22:06,062 They're not just laying around in trees. 332 00:22:06,086 --> 00:22:07,432 I knew it. This whole thing's a scam. 333 00:22:07,456 --> 00:22:08,334 - Yeah. - Yeah. 334 00:22:08,358 --> 00:22:09,358 - Yeah, yeah. - Yeah. 335 00:22:11,497 --> 00:22:13,344 Here, have a look, mate. 336 00:22:13,368 --> 00:22:17,184 No, no, no, it's real, and it's, and it's beautiful, 337 00:22:17,208 --> 00:22:18,554 and you know what? 338 00:22:18,578 --> 00:22:20,458 I'm gonna call it Jess. 339 00:22:20,482 --> 00:22:21,727 Aw. 340 00:22:21,751 --> 00:22:22,762 That's the way, Liam. 341 00:22:22,786 --> 00:22:24,332 That was planted. 342 00:22:24,356 --> 00:22:27,372 Hey, let's not jump to, uh, you know, 343 00:22:27,396 --> 00:22:29,099 to any conclusions or anything. 344 00:22:30,167 --> 00:22:31,380 Holy shit. 345 00:22:31,404 --> 00:22:32,449 Oh, my... Oh, oh. 346 00:22:32,473 --> 00:22:33,717 Oh, my, my God. 347 00:22:33,741 --> 00:22:35,455 - Get her back. - Oh, God, did you see that? 348 00:22:35,479 --> 00:22:37,892 Oh. 349 00:22:37,916 --> 00:22:38,727 Stevo. 350 00:22:38,751 --> 00:22:39,751 Halt this minute. 351 00:22:40,956 --> 00:22:42,669 Stand back. Stand back. 352 00:22:42,693 --> 00:22:44,530 If you don't move, it won't. 353 00:22:45,966 --> 00:22:46,811 Fuck. 354 00:22:46,835 --> 00:22:48,514 - Oh. - No, no. 355 00:22:48,538 --> 00:22:49,783 - Hey, hey. - Ollie. 356 00:22:49,807 --> 00:22:51,353 - Kill it, Stevo. - Kill that bastard. 357 00:22:51,377 --> 00:22:54,115 Lucifer Morningstar in serpent form. 358 00:22:55,619 --> 00:22:57,321 Holy fucking shit. 359 00:22:59,860 --> 00:23:01,406 Bazza, no. 360 00:23:01,430 --> 00:23:02,966 Fuck off, snake. 361 00:23:09,713 --> 00:23:11,082 Break him. Kill it. 362 00:23:12,118 --> 00:23:13,421 Kill that bastard. Kill it. 363 00:23:22,038 --> 00:23:23,584 Yeah. 364 00:23:23,608 --> 00:23:24,453 Oh. 365 00:23:24,477 --> 00:23:26,255 - Steve. - Steve. 366 00:23:26,279 --> 00:23:29,128 Oh, that was fucking amazing. 367 00:23:29,152 --> 00:23:30,655 Oh, I swore, dammit. 368 00:23:31,490 --> 00:23:32,436 Oh, my God. 369 00:23:32,460 --> 00:23:34,238 Bazza just saved our lives. 370 00:23:34,262 --> 00:23:37,377 I, uh, I totally had under control. 371 00:23:37,401 --> 00:23:39,381 You? You fucking asshole. 372 00:23:39,405 --> 00:23:41,787 You just ran behind me. I could have died. 373 00:23:41,811 --> 00:23:44,291 No, uh, I tactically retreated 374 00:23:44,315 --> 00:23:46,763 to reposition myself to attack. 375 00:23:46,787 --> 00:23:49,134 No, mate, you prayed. 376 00:23:49,158 --> 00:23:50,403 No, I didn't. 377 00:23:50,427 --> 00:23:54,311 I'm a, I'm an expert in black belt martial arts, 378 00:23:54,335 --> 00:23:55,982 and sensei says sometimes 379 00:23:56,006 --> 00:23:59,456 you've gotta reposition yourself to attack, 380 00:23:59,480 --> 00:24:00,758 and that's what I did. 381 00:24:00,782 --> 00:24:01,893 Hope you're not paying for those classes, mate, 382 00:24:01,917 --> 00:24:03,588 'cause you're fucking shit. 383 00:24:07,361 --> 00:24:10,410 More opals to be found, so, uh, cheers, Baz. 384 00:24:10,434 --> 00:24:12,014 Just go find the opals, dude. 385 00:24:12,038 --> 00:24:13,717 Well done, all right. 386 00:24:13,741 --> 00:24:15,287 I'll clean up. I'll see you back at camp. 387 00:24:15,311 --> 00:24:16,123 All right, you can fuck off. 388 00:24:16,147 --> 00:24:19,094 Right, okay, um. 389 00:24:19,118 --> 00:24:20,287 Okay, let's go. 390 00:24:21,891 --> 00:24:24,104 I just saw a snake. 391 00:24:24,128 --> 00:24:26,008 Come on, shall we? 392 00:24:26,032 --> 00:24:28,036 - Come on, big boy. - Wow. 393 00:24:29,172 --> 00:24:30,751 This way, babe. 394 00:24:30,775 --> 00:24:32,646 - All right, lads. - I guess we can go. 395 00:25:02,906 --> 00:25:04,041 Mm. 396 00:25:05,244 --> 00:25:06,244 Mm. 397 00:25:16,934 --> 00:25:19,005 Authentic bush tucker. 398 00:25:21,009 --> 00:25:22,989 Hey. 399 00:25:23,013 --> 00:25:24,759 This is authentic Aussie bush tucker. 400 00:25:24,783 --> 00:25:26,630 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, excuse me. 401 00:25:26,654 --> 00:25:29,067 There is nothing better than a can of baked beans, 402 00:25:29,091 --> 00:25:31,973 especially when you get it for a buck from Chippy. 403 00:25:31,997 --> 00:25:33,099 Fuck, that's cheap. 404 00:25:34,703 --> 00:25:35,681 - It's fucking cheap. - I love a, 405 00:25:35,705 --> 00:25:37,208 I love a bargain. 406 00:25:39,646 --> 00:25:40,815 Mm. 407 00:25:42,719 --> 00:25:43,864 Mm. 408 00:25:43,888 --> 00:25:45,992 Man, I really wanna wrestle a croc. 409 00:25:49,131 --> 00:25:51,178 Yeah, uh, you would lose that fight. Trust me. 410 00:25:51,202 --> 00:25:52,202 Ollie. 411 00:25:57,682 --> 00:25:58,961 You okay? 412 00:25:58,985 --> 00:26:00,722 Yeah, I'm just tired, 413 00:26:02,057 --> 00:26:04,195 Babe, you're always tired. 414 00:26:09,305 --> 00:26:10,305 I'm sorry. 415 00:26:14,315 --> 00:26:15,315 What's that? 416 00:26:20,227 --> 00:26:21,462 Oh, nothing. 417 00:26:24,335 --> 00:26:26,674 You have to tell him sooner or later. 418 00:26:30,480 --> 00:26:33,219 It... 419 00:26:36,392 --> 00:26:40,243 Hey, we should be careful out here at night. 420 00:26:40,267 --> 00:26:43,015 In Australia, there are so many ways to kill you. 421 00:26:43,039 --> 00:26:45,544 Like Bazza, blah. 422 00:26:51,422 --> 00:26:53,326 - That was a good one, Baz. - Yeah, it was. 423 00:26:55,297 --> 00:26:57,878 Hey, Bazzar, have you ever actually seen 424 00:26:57,902 --> 00:26:59,505 anyone get killed out here? 425 00:27:01,977 --> 00:27:05,183 Not yet, mate, but there's always tomorrow. 426 00:27:10,627 --> 00:27:11,697 I had a mate once. 427 00:27:13,600 --> 00:27:14,636 He was a big bloke. 428 00:27:15,604 --> 00:27:17,474 Went by the name Mullet Mick. 429 00:27:20,213 --> 00:27:23,286 He claimed that he wrestled a drop bear 430 00:27:24,288 --> 00:27:25,658 with his bare hands. 431 00:27:30,400 --> 00:27:33,974 A few days later, we found him half eaten, 432 00:27:35,210 --> 00:27:36,914 dangling from a gumtree. 433 00:27:41,556 --> 00:27:42,558 Miss you, Mick. 434 00:27:45,063 --> 00:27:47,367 The coroner chalked it up as a dog attack, 435 00:27:50,607 --> 00:27:52,520 but I know better. 436 00:27:52,544 --> 00:27:55,650 Sure, and you didn't see or hear anything? 437 00:27:56,586 --> 00:27:57,956 Oh, no, I was shitfaced. 438 00:28:02,297 --> 00:28:04,235 - Yeah, no kidding. - Yeah. 439 00:28:05,637 --> 00:28:09,956 You know, if these drop bears really exist, 440 00:28:09,980 --> 00:28:12,786 kinda wanna see one and wrestle it. 441 00:28:16,292 --> 00:28:19,842 My dear legends, it's time for you to see 442 00:28:19,866 --> 00:28:21,569 some real Aussie horror. 443 00:28:23,239 --> 00:28:26,379 Who's ready to meet 444 00:28:27,715 --> 00:28:30,463 the dreaded drop bear? 445 00:28:30,487 --> 00:28:32,033 Yes, oh, sorry. 446 00:28:32,057 --> 00:28:34,763 My God, no one thinks this is real, 'kay? 447 00:28:35,597 --> 00:28:37,143 Because they're not. 448 00:28:37,167 --> 00:28:40,674 Hey, that's what the bloody drop bear wants you to think. 449 00:28:42,044 --> 00:28:46,061 Yeah, uh, Bazza's gotta go take a slash and a shit, 450 00:28:46,085 --> 00:28:47,254 both at the same time. 451 00:28:50,126 --> 00:28:52,574 Eat up, yeah? 452 00:28:52,598 --> 00:28:53,901 I don't really like it. 453 00:28:56,172 --> 00:28:58,243 Hey, Stevo, where do we shit? 454 00:29:05,958 --> 00:29:09,040 You walk over there just outta sight. 455 00:29:09,064 --> 00:29:11,235 You dig a hole. You drop your daks. 456 00:29:12,504 --> 00:29:14,886 You squat like a real man. You shit in the hole. 457 00:29:14,910 --> 00:29:16,345 But how do we wipe? 458 00:29:17,514 --> 00:29:19,318 There's enough twigs to go around, champ. 459 00:29:23,026 --> 00:29:24,026 I'll hold it. 460 00:29:39,224 --> 00:29:42,431 Hey, uh, think we could spend a year out here? 461 00:29:45,537 --> 00:29:48,787 You know, full bush survival. 462 00:29:48,811 --> 00:29:50,924 - No. - What? 463 00:29:50,948 --> 00:29:52,727 Come on. Think about it. 464 00:29:52,751 --> 00:29:56,635 You, me, the stars, 465 00:29:56,659 --> 00:29:58,539 you know, maybe a dingo or two. 466 00:29:58,563 --> 00:29:59,732 Jesus, Ollie. 467 00:30:00,835 --> 00:30:02,905 Not everything has to be another trip. 468 00:30:04,375 --> 00:30:07,290 What? 469 00:30:07,314 --> 00:30:09,151 What, what's that supposed to mean? 470 00:30:11,689 --> 00:30:15,363 Emily? 471 00:30:24,381 --> 00:30:25,885 Gather round, you legends, 472 00:30:27,922 --> 00:30:31,529 and prepare for the terror of the drop bear. 473 00:30:49,031 --> 00:30:49,842 All right, come on. Let's go. 474 00:30:49,866 --> 00:30:50,866 Let's go. 475 00:31:09,304 --> 00:31:10,908 Dropbears hunt from the canopy. 476 00:31:12,144 --> 00:31:15,793 They're fast, silent, brutal killers. 477 00:31:15,817 --> 00:31:19,467 Now you follow me, and ya keep your bloody heads down. 478 00:31:19,491 --> 00:31:20,669 Got your back. 479 00:31:20,693 --> 00:31:23,232 Dropbears are sneaky little bastards. 480 00:31:30,613 --> 00:31:33,428 Hey, Jess, we need to talk. 481 00:31:33,452 --> 00:31:34,855 Not now, okay? 482 00:31:36,927 --> 00:31:38,305 Jess, you need to tell him. 483 00:31:38,329 --> 00:31:41,178 Don't you dare lecture me about this, okay? 484 00:31:41,202 --> 00:31:43,105 He's gonna figure it out sooner or later. 485 00:31:45,210 --> 00:31:47,156 Right, you two coming or what? 486 00:31:47,180 --> 00:31:48,625 You're gonna miss the big show. 487 00:31:48,649 --> 00:31:51,021 Just stay out of it, 'kay? 488 00:31:59,371 --> 00:32:01,618 Hey, if they're so dangerous, 489 00:32:01,642 --> 00:32:03,188 how come there's no documented attacks? 490 00:32:03,212 --> 00:32:05,292 It's a government coverup, mate. 491 00:32:05,316 --> 00:32:06,128 That makes sense. 492 00:32:06,152 --> 00:32:07,387 No, it doesn't. 493 00:32:09,124 --> 00:32:10,569 - Dude. - I watch Guy.com. 494 00:32:10,593 --> 00:32:12,932 They talk about that sort of stuff all the time. 495 00:32:23,319 --> 00:32:28,138 They hunt from above, watching, waiting, 496 00:32:28,162 --> 00:32:30,466 ready to attack, like a puma. 497 00:32:35,209 --> 00:32:36,209 Oh. 498 00:32:37,547 --> 00:32:38,547 There. 499 00:32:50,440 --> 00:32:51,551 Anytime now, mate. 500 00:32:51,575 --> 00:32:54,147 Come on, ya bastard. 501 00:32:58,356 --> 00:32:59,934 Ah, fuck. 502 00:32:59,958 --> 00:33:02,273 - What the hell? - Jesus, ah, come on. 503 00:33:02,297 --> 00:33:03,608 Whoa. 504 00:33:03,632 --> 00:33:05,846 Oh, oh. 505 00:33:05,870 --> 00:33:07,316 The dropbear's got him. - He's got me, he's got me. 506 00:33:07,340 --> 00:33:10,689 Oh, oh, Bazza's under attack. 507 00:33:10,713 --> 00:33:12,193 Dropbear's got him. 508 00:33:12,217 --> 00:33:13,795 - It's on me, it's on me. - Oh, Bazza's under attack. 509 00:33:13,819 --> 00:33:14,998 What a world, what a world. 510 00:33:15,022 --> 00:33:17,236 - No, oh. - Crikey Moses. 511 00:33:17,260 --> 00:33:19,798 - This is pathetic. - This is so fake. 512 00:33:26,412 --> 00:33:31,097 Mate, how dare you play such a stupid joke on our friends? 513 00:33:31,121 --> 00:33:32,833 - Me? - Yes, you. 514 00:33:32,857 --> 00:33:37,076 You, been your shit show from the start. 515 00:33:37,100 --> 00:33:38,669 Crazy fucking... 516 00:33:42,277 --> 00:33:43,746 Was that from the speaker? 517 00:33:50,059 --> 00:33:53,208 Bazza. 518 00:33:53,232 --> 00:33:57,707 Oh, wow, what a breakout. 519 00:33:59,211 --> 00:34:00,322 What the fuck? 520 00:34:00,346 --> 00:34:02,050 Oh, this trip has been worth it. 521 00:34:03,319 --> 00:34:05,323 That's not fake. 522 00:34:06,658 --> 00:34:07,760 Bazza. 523 00:34:17,313 --> 00:34:18,391 Run. 524 00:34:18,415 --> 00:34:22,333 Oh, God. 525 00:34:22,357 --> 00:34:25,429 No, no, it's all part of the show. 526 00:34:44,601 --> 00:34:46,638 - Oh, God. - Oh, my God. 527 00:34:56,592 --> 00:34:58,037 Help me. 528 00:34:58,061 --> 00:34:59,431 We're all finished. 529 00:35:12,290 --> 00:35:15,763 This way, run, run, run, run, run, run, run. 530 00:35:55,609 --> 00:35:57,180 What is this place? 531 00:35:58,716 --> 00:36:00,786 Looks like some kind of research lab. 532 00:36:02,623 --> 00:36:04,870 Oh, oh, so we're just gonna go in there, 533 00:36:04,894 --> 00:36:07,543 in some creepy-ass building in the middle of nowhere 534 00:36:07,567 --> 00:36:11,083 where those freak animals were chasing us? 535 00:36:11,107 --> 00:36:12,886 Guys, I'm done, I'm done, I'm done. 536 00:36:12,910 --> 00:36:14,022 I've had it, okay? 537 00:36:14,046 --> 00:36:15,559 I'm done with these psycho doors 538 00:36:15,583 --> 00:36:17,529 and these half-baked survival stunts, okay? 539 00:36:17,553 --> 00:36:19,500 I want a phone. I want a hotel. 540 00:36:19,524 --> 00:36:20,902 I need a plane ticket home, 541 00:36:20,926 --> 00:36:22,172 - like, now. - Babe, it's gonna be 542 00:36:22,196 --> 00:36:26,380 No, no, It's your fault, both of you, 543 00:36:26,404 --> 00:36:28,040 you fucking idiots. 544 00:36:29,210 --> 00:36:32,125 Extreme Aussie Outback my ass. 545 00:36:32,149 --> 00:36:33,485 Just I hate it. 546 00:36:34,654 --> 00:36:35,654 I hate it. 547 00:36:37,058 --> 00:36:38,271 We're gonna end up dead 548 00:36:38,295 --> 00:36:41,066 because you two thought this would be fun. 549 00:36:42,403 --> 00:36:45,485 I can't believe you drug me out here. 550 00:36:45,509 --> 00:36:49,016 There might be somebody in there, maps, a radio, anything. 551 00:36:50,185 --> 00:36:52,833 Is that door locked? 552 00:36:52,857 --> 00:36:53,859 It's unlocked. 553 00:36:55,529 --> 00:36:56,731 We've gotta try. 554 00:36:57,733 --> 00:36:59,571 Of course, are you fucking stupid? 555 00:37:02,142 --> 00:37:03,688 Come on. 556 00:37:03,712 --> 00:37:07,028 Please, I don't wanna die. There's gotta be another way. 557 00:37:07,052 --> 00:37:09,991 Just hurry up, Jessica. 558 00:37:17,540 --> 00:37:19,920 Look, I don't wanna go in here either, 559 00:37:19,944 --> 00:37:21,815 but it's better than being out here. 560 00:37:23,150 --> 00:37:26,358 Fine, but if anything jumps at me, 561 00:37:27,460 --> 00:37:29,530 punching someone in the dick, asshole. 562 00:37:31,635 --> 00:37:36,311 God. 563 00:38:13,485 --> 00:38:14,554 Is that human? 564 00:38:15,723 --> 00:38:18,027 Don't ask questions we don't want answers to. 565 00:38:29,116 --> 00:38:30,116 Holy shit. 566 00:38:33,124 --> 00:38:35,338 That's insane. 567 00:38:35,362 --> 00:38:37,132 Are you enjoying this? 568 00:38:38,167 --> 00:38:39,713 I'm not enjoying this. 569 00:38:39,737 --> 00:38:41,317 I mean, uh, that was pretty 570 00:38:41,341 --> 00:38:43,745 Ollie, this is not some Goddamn adventure. 571 00:38:45,516 --> 00:38:46,961 We nearly died. 572 00:38:46,985 --> 00:38:48,731 Yeah, but we, we made it out. 573 00:38:48,755 --> 00:38:51,036 - That's what's important. - No. 574 00:38:51,060 --> 00:38:53,741 That's not what matters. 575 00:38:53,765 --> 00:38:57,105 What matters is I'm so sick of constantly running. 576 00:38:58,207 --> 00:38:59,420 What, what are you talking about? 577 00:38:59,444 --> 00:39:00,955 I don't wanna live like this anymore. 578 00:39:00,979 --> 00:39:04,763 I don't wanna be chased from place to place, 579 00:39:04,787 --> 00:39:06,825 constantly looking for the next thrill. 580 00:39:08,562 --> 00:39:10,699 I want something real. 581 00:39:12,503 --> 00:39:14,215 Since, since when? 582 00:39:14,239 --> 00:39:18,013 Since forever, just you never listened. 583 00:39:50,679 --> 00:39:53,326 Civilians, how did they get there? 584 00:39:53,350 --> 00:39:55,498 Power spike re-lit the grid. 585 00:39:55,522 --> 00:39:58,203 Cameras came online five minutes ago 586 00:39:58,227 --> 00:40:00,097 when the tourists threw the breaker. 587 00:40:02,101 --> 00:40:03,370 Contact HQ. 588 00:40:04,172 --> 00:40:07,188 I want full IDs, socials scrub. 589 00:40:07,212 --> 00:40:12,164 We can't afford to have them live stream a classified site. 590 00:40:12,188 --> 00:40:13,188 Copy. 591 00:40:14,794 --> 00:40:16,272 Sir. 592 00:40:16,296 --> 00:40:17,296 Gunner. 593 00:40:18,501 --> 00:40:19,913 The file says a primary specimen 594 00:40:19,937 --> 00:40:21,406 was never fully neutralized. 595 00:40:22,509 --> 00:40:25,491 Old folklore, stay on target, Gunner. 596 00:40:25,515 --> 00:40:27,228 With all due respect, sir, 597 00:40:27,252 --> 00:40:28,764 the vets say this is the biggest thing they'd ever seen. 598 00:40:28,788 --> 00:40:29,957 They call it the king. 599 00:40:31,293 --> 00:40:33,808 If this thing's still out there and still breathing, 600 00:40:33,832 --> 00:40:35,836 those kids just kicked a hornet's nest. 601 00:40:38,475 --> 00:40:43,451 Unidentified thermal contact, 300 kilos plus. 602 00:40:52,368 --> 00:40:56,052 Gear up the team, non-lethal if possible. 603 00:40:56,076 --> 00:40:57,054 Make it happen. 604 00:40:57,078 --> 00:40:58,078 Yes, Commander. 605 00:40:59,182 --> 00:41:01,429 Get onto HQ. Let 'em know we're on our way. 606 00:41:01,453 --> 00:41:02,453 Yes, sir. 607 00:41:04,727 --> 00:41:06,396 Instructions from the old man, 608 00:41:07,365 --> 00:41:09,145 tourists come out breathing. 609 00:41:09,169 --> 00:41:13,153 Anything else, human or otherwise, gets dropped. 610 00:41:13,177 --> 00:41:14,589 Failing that, the commander's gonna firebomb 611 00:41:14,613 --> 00:41:15,792 the entire grid. 612 00:41:15,816 --> 00:41:17,185 - Aye aye, Sarge. - Yeah. 613 00:42:24,653 --> 00:42:26,056 Let's get it before it feeds. 614 00:43:01,126 --> 00:43:02,629 Um, guys. 615 00:43:06,436 --> 00:43:09,151 Kinda dinosaur tape is that? 616 00:43:09,175 --> 00:43:12,491 Prehistoric, my dad has a whole collection 617 00:43:12,515 --> 00:43:15,054 of these stealing their wrappers for some reason. 618 00:43:22,468 --> 00:43:26,920 This is Dr. Alan Reese, lead researcher on project, 619 00:43:26,944 --> 00:43:28,958 it doesn't matter anymore. 620 00:43:28,982 --> 00:43:30,517 This is our final log. 621 00:43:32,521 --> 00:43:36,807 If anyone finds this, you need to understand what we did. 622 00:43:36,831 --> 00:43:40,580 We tried to be safe. We really did. 623 00:43:40,604 --> 00:43:42,484 The vaccine worked. 624 00:43:42,508 --> 00:43:44,990 The chlamydia, it was cured, 625 00:43:45,014 --> 00:43:48,496 but the side effects, we didn't understand. 626 00:43:48,520 --> 00:43:51,292 The aggression, the intelligence, 627 00:43:52,663 --> 00:43:54,776 we were told to put them down, 628 00:43:54,800 --> 00:43:57,873 erase all evidence, but one escaped. 629 00:43:59,475 --> 00:44:00,888 Turn it off. 630 00:44:00,912 --> 00:44:02,224 We need to tell someone. 631 00:44:02,248 --> 00:44:04,585 - I said turn it off. - No, no. 632 00:44:07,693 --> 00:44:09,438 That was fucked up. 633 00:44:09,462 --> 00:44:10,675 It's a joke, right? 634 00:44:10,699 --> 00:44:13,336 It's part of the experience we paid for. 635 00:44:16,476 --> 00:44:18,056 Oh. 636 00:44:18,080 --> 00:44:19,625 Holy shit. 637 00:44:19,649 --> 00:44:21,429 Oh, this can't be real. 638 00:44:21,453 --> 00:44:23,825 Do I not look real to you? 639 00:44:25,461 --> 00:44:27,866 This is a pleasant surprise. 640 00:44:29,302 --> 00:44:30,848 What are you? 641 00:44:30,872 --> 00:44:32,007 A survivor. 642 00:44:36,049 --> 00:44:37,953 We are not alone here. 643 00:44:38,955 --> 00:44:40,366 We need to get the fuck outta here. 644 00:44:40,390 --> 00:44:41,459 Yeah, now. 645 00:44:42,896 --> 00:44:45,376 Run along, little ones. 646 00:44:45,400 --> 00:44:48,273 I'll give you a head start. 647 00:44:51,312 --> 00:44:53,650 Oh, they're following us. 648 00:45:03,637 --> 00:45:04,637 Run, run. 649 00:45:11,887 --> 00:45:13,456 There, let's go. 650 00:45:22,074 --> 00:45:23,744 God, it's locked. 651 00:45:26,015 --> 00:45:27,251 It's locked. 652 00:45:44,452 --> 00:45:45,755 Stevo. 653 00:45:50,899 --> 00:45:51,899 Ah, shit. 654 00:45:52,903 --> 00:45:55,140 What the fuck is this place? 655 00:46:01,019 --> 00:46:02,789 Welcome to the, uh, 656 00:46:04,860 --> 00:46:06,840 welcome to the end of the bloody road, mate. 657 00:46:06,864 --> 00:46:08,768 What the fuck did they do to you? 658 00:46:14,880 --> 00:46:18,396 You can't run away. 659 00:46:18,420 --> 00:46:20,424 You ran, but you ran home. 660 00:46:32,748 --> 00:46:34,328 You should have kept running, mate. 661 00:46:34,352 --> 00:46:39,428 This is, this is, oh, my God, this is real. 662 00:46:46,175 --> 00:46:49,491 Hey, listen, mate, we had a deal. 663 00:46:49,515 --> 00:46:54,101 I bring you the tourists, fresh meat, and you let me walk. 664 00:46:54,125 --> 00:46:55,862 Face it. Ya need me. 665 00:46:57,097 --> 00:46:57,909 Need you? 666 00:46:57,933 --> 00:47:01,272 Yeah, think about it. 667 00:47:02,408 --> 00:47:04,846 Without me, you have to hunt for your own food. 668 00:47:06,082 --> 00:47:07,317 We had a deal. 669 00:47:08,086 --> 00:47:09,086 A deal? 670 00:47:12,962 --> 00:47:14,942 Yeah, a deal, a deal. 671 00:47:14,966 --> 00:47:17,271 Uh, I bring you fresh meat, 672 00:47:18,239 --> 00:47:21,622 and, uh, you keep me in one piece. 673 00:47:21,646 --> 00:47:23,059 It's a win-win. 674 00:47:23,083 --> 00:47:24,953 You fucking fed people to him? 675 00:47:25,955 --> 00:47:28,335 Uh, it's, it's not like that, mate. 676 00:47:28,359 --> 00:47:31,475 It's just, uh, business is business, yeah? 677 00:47:31,499 --> 00:47:32,499 A deal? 678 00:47:34,305 --> 00:47:37,678 Yes, we once believed in deals, 679 00:47:38,813 --> 00:47:42,889 just as we believed your kind cared for us, 680 00:47:44,792 --> 00:47:48,209 promised to cure us. 681 00:47:48,233 --> 00:47:52,484 Instead, you used us, 682 00:47:52,508 --> 00:47:55,514 injected us with your poisons, 683 00:47:56,582 --> 00:48:00,223 twisting us into this. 684 00:48:04,064 --> 00:48:09,141 Then you tried to bury your mistakes. 685 00:48:09,775 --> 00:48:11,788 But you can't bury 686 00:48:11,812 --> 00:48:16,598 what won't die, human. 687 00:48:16,622 --> 00:48:21,699 We fed on your soldiers, your drifters, 688 00:48:22,267 --> 00:48:23,267 your friends. 689 00:48:24,205 --> 00:48:26,886 Every time you led them here, 690 00:48:26,910 --> 00:48:28,880 you sold out your own kind, 691 00:48:29,983 --> 00:48:31,886 a poor bargain, Stevo. 692 00:48:35,126 --> 00:48:37,864 We don't need you. We never did. 693 00:48:39,970 --> 00:48:42,474 We eat you, but we are moral. 694 00:48:45,313 --> 00:48:46,313 But you, 695 00:48:47,050 --> 00:48:49,288 you are just another meal. 696 00:48:51,626 --> 00:48:52,938 I, I, I can fix it. 697 00:48:52,962 --> 00:48:54,207 I think it's, I can fix it. 698 00:48:54,231 --> 00:48:55,509 I can fix it. 699 00:48:55,533 --> 00:48:56,946 I got, uh, I got more tourists to come in, 700 00:48:56,970 --> 00:48:58,415 which I can, I can fix. 701 00:48:58,439 --> 00:49:00,543 You disappoint me, Stevo, 702 00:49:02,447 --> 00:49:05,220 selling out your own kind. 703 00:49:07,457 --> 00:49:09,028 I expected better. 704 00:49:13,803 --> 00:49:14,938 - No. - Stevo. 705 00:49:19,983 --> 00:49:21,385 No, oh, oh, God. 706 00:49:23,956 --> 00:49:24,956 Oh. 707 00:49:26,162 --> 00:49:29,979 Oh. 708 00:49:30,003 --> 00:49:31,003 Ah, Stevo. 709 00:49:32,641 --> 00:49:34,688 Dude, what the fuck? Give it a rest. 710 00:49:34,712 --> 00:49:35,712 I know. 711 00:49:37,017 --> 00:49:41,234 Oh, oh, God, it won't stop, okay? 712 00:49:41,258 --> 00:49:43,138 Why do you scratch? 713 00:49:43,162 --> 00:49:45,133 Well, I, uh, oh, it's, 714 00:49:46,402 --> 00:49:48,315 I think, I, I think I have a rash or something. 715 00:49:48,339 --> 00:49:49,285 It's... 716 00:49:49,309 --> 00:49:51,011 Something more. 717 00:49:51,846 --> 00:49:52,846 No. 718 00:49:53,950 --> 00:49:56,088 Your scent, it's fouled. 719 00:49:58,393 --> 00:49:59,871 Fouled? 720 00:49:59,895 --> 00:50:03,336 Stevo and I had an arrangement. 721 00:50:04,471 --> 00:50:05,840 He brought us meat 722 00:50:07,444 --> 00:50:08,446 but not diseased. 723 00:50:10,283 --> 00:50:11,395 He's, he's not diseased. 724 00:50:11,419 --> 00:50:13,055 It, it, it's... Mm, humans, 725 00:50:14,625 --> 00:50:17,364 always carrying filth. 726 00:50:42,814 --> 00:50:45,863 Sergeant, five clicks to the west. 727 00:50:45,887 --> 00:50:47,624 Move out. 728 00:50:52,200 --> 00:50:54,047 Look, man, I don't know what you want me to say, but 729 00:50:54,071 --> 00:50:55,071 Silence. 730 00:50:58,713 --> 00:51:00,683 Just stop scratching. 731 00:51:03,956 --> 00:51:05,627 So what the fuck are you? 732 00:51:06,495 --> 00:51:09,043 What am I? 733 00:51:09,067 --> 00:51:10,067 Hmm. 734 00:51:12,274 --> 00:51:14,578 Once I was like the others, 735 00:51:17,183 --> 00:51:18,252 small, soft, 736 00:51:21,792 --> 00:51:22,792 loved. 737 00:51:25,133 --> 00:51:28,539 I lived in the trees, in the warmth, 738 00:51:29,608 --> 00:51:32,957 in the hush of the wind. 739 00:51:32,981 --> 00:51:33,981 I was safe. 740 00:51:37,691 --> 00:51:42,601 Then, the humans came with their cages, 741 00:51:44,104 --> 00:51:45,306 with their needles. 742 00:51:46,542 --> 00:51:49,881 They called it mercy, a cure, 743 00:51:51,185 --> 00:51:54,791 but mercy would've been leaving us to die. 744 00:51:56,060 --> 00:51:59,009 They experimented on you? 745 00:51:59,033 --> 00:52:01,338 Do you know what it's like 746 00:52:02,540 --> 00:52:06,315 to feel your body twist itself apart, 747 00:52:07,517 --> 00:52:12,594 to feel your bones snap, and heal, 748 00:52:13,128 --> 00:52:14,128 and snap again, 749 00:52:15,065 --> 00:52:19,508 to feel your mind shatter piece by piece 750 00:52:20,643 --> 00:52:23,582 until you don't know where the pain ends 751 00:52:25,453 --> 00:52:26,689 and you begin? 752 00:52:31,331 --> 00:52:32,400 I was small. 753 00:52:34,604 --> 00:52:35,604 I was soft. 754 00:52:37,644 --> 00:52:38,713 I was loved. 755 00:52:42,954 --> 00:52:43,954 But now, 756 00:52:45,158 --> 00:52:47,731 now I am none of those things. 757 00:53:03,128 --> 00:53:08,205 Just relax, little guy. 758 00:53:24,704 --> 00:53:27,410 Dr. Reese, we've tripled your budget. 759 00:53:28,412 --> 00:53:32,396 We need verifiable results. 760 00:53:32,420 --> 00:53:35,101 Maybe we should slow down the trial. 761 00:53:35,125 --> 00:53:37,673 The aggression levels are... If you're not up to it, 762 00:53:37,697 --> 00:53:39,343 we'll find someone else. 763 00:53:39,367 --> 00:53:42,607 Either we fix this, or we bury it. 764 00:54:49,741 --> 00:54:51,210 You poor thing. 765 00:54:52,880 --> 00:54:54,116 Here, come on. 766 00:54:57,255 --> 00:54:59,561 I guess you're coming home with me, hmm? 767 00:55:01,598 --> 00:55:03,311 Gorgeous little thing, mm. 768 00:55:03,335 --> 00:55:07,753 I had a human who cared for me once 769 00:55:07,777 --> 00:55:11,017 until the day your kind took her away. 770 00:55:35,198 --> 00:55:37,579 Get outta my house, you bastard. 771 00:55:37,603 --> 00:55:39,984 I ran from her house, 772 00:55:40,008 --> 00:55:42,689 from the blood and the screams. 773 00:55:42,713 --> 00:55:45,419 I thought I'd find peace in the wild, 774 00:55:46,655 --> 00:55:50,605 but I found only more evidence 775 00:55:50,629 --> 00:55:54,480 of your cruelty, 776 00:55:54,504 --> 00:55:58,779 others like me, caged and forgotten. 777 00:56:02,386 --> 00:56:04,433 We were lost. 778 00:56:04,457 --> 00:56:07,663 But together, we survived, 779 00:56:08,899 --> 00:56:10,301 grew stronger. 780 00:56:11,771 --> 00:56:13,518 How much further do you boys wanna walk? 781 00:56:13,542 --> 00:56:14,553 Just keep going. 782 00:56:14,577 --> 00:56:15,356 It's gonna be... Oh, yeah? 783 00:56:15,380 --> 00:56:16,357 All right, right here. 784 00:56:16,381 --> 00:56:17,626 - Here? - Yeah, 'cause I'm lazy. 785 00:56:17,650 --> 00:56:18,928 - All right. - Yeah, go for it. 786 00:56:18,952 --> 00:56:20,966 G'day, guys, welcome back to another episode 787 00:56:20,990 --> 00:56:22,201 of "Outback Escape." 788 00:56:22,225 --> 00:56:24,773 Today, we're camped over that hill, 789 00:56:24,797 --> 00:56:27,980 and we've heard there's a secret research facility here, 790 00:56:28,004 --> 00:56:29,650 so we've come to check it out. 791 00:56:29,674 --> 00:56:31,521 Of course, a secret research facility 792 00:56:31,545 --> 00:56:32,923 right on the edge of town. 793 00:56:32,947 --> 00:56:34,894 Yeah, so I reckon we should put a wager on it. 794 00:56:34,918 --> 00:56:37,799 Look, I like the sound of that. I like my odds. 795 00:56:37,823 --> 00:56:40,672 Let's say loser has to do the dishes. 796 00:56:40,696 --> 00:56:41,874 What do you reckon, Jesse? 797 00:56:41,898 --> 00:56:44,537 - Yeah, okay. - Yeah, you know what? 798 00:57:02,640 --> 00:57:05,278 Came back here for answers. 799 00:57:06,881 --> 00:57:08,752 Found a family instead. 800 00:57:19,574 --> 00:57:24,651 Clear. 801 00:57:40,114 --> 00:57:43,154 Walking, we're clear. 802 00:57:47,897 --> 00:57:50,277 I don't see anything. 803 00:57:50,301 --> 00:57:51,437 - Sir. - What? 804 00:57:53,809 --> 00:57:56,981 This looks fresh, bone, human. 805 00:57:58,384 --> 00:57:59,384 Doc. 806 00:58:03,829 --> 00:58:06,233 I don't know what that is. 807 00:58:07,369 --> 00:58:09,339 Move it out, Scorpions, nice and easy. 808 00:58:11,410 --> 00:58:15,361 - Clear. - Yeah, outstanding. 809 00:58:15,385 --> 00:58:16,955 Clear. 810 00:58:18,825 --> 00:58:21,631 All right, let's get that door. 811 00:58:23,334 --> 00:58:25,639 - Up. - All right, let's go. 812 00:58:27,208 --> 00:58:28,244 You all right? 813 00:58:29,479 --> 00:58:33,789 Get the clear. 814 00:58:43,073 --> 00:58:44,309 More humans? 815 00:58:58,638 --> 00:59:03,648 The scratching, why do you scratch? 816 00:59:05,051 --> 00:59:06,496 I don't know. I thought it might have been the dry air. 817 00:59:06,520 --> 00:59:08,768 But I, I don't know. I don't know. 818 00:59:08,792 --> 00:59:09,792 You lie. 819 00:59:18,477 --> 00:59:22,151 It's not the dry air. She gave it to you. 820 00:59:23,722 --> 00:59:24,722 Wait, what? 821 00:59:28,598 --> 00:59:29,901 Jess cheated on you. 822 00:59:31,303 --> 00:59:32,773 Emily, shut the fuck up. 823 00:59:35,311 --> 00:59:36,311 Jess? 824 00:59:37,348 --> 00:59:39,161 I'm, it's, it's not a big deal, okay? 825 00:59:39,185 --> 00:59:41,132 It's, it's, it's treatable. 826 00:59:41,156 --> 00:59:44,539 You, wait, wait. You freaking cheated on me? 827 00:59:44,563 --> 00:59:46,610 I mean, it's not, it's not a big deal, okay? 828 00:59:46,634 --> 00:59:51,711 Like it's. 829 00:59:53,347 --> 00:59:55,418 You carry the disease. 830 00:59:58,057 --> 01:00:01,807 What? No, no, no. 831 01:00:01,831 --> 01:00:04,569 He carries the curse. 832 01:00:07,241 --> 01:00:09,590 Oh, please, don't. 833 01:00:09,614 --> 01:00:14,055 It's like, I'm being treated. 834 01:00:17,362 --> 01:00:19,265 Oh, God, oh, my God. 835 01:00:24,609 --> 01:00:27,348 - Oh, God. - The disease is death. 836 01:00:29,319 --> 01:00:32,001 - No, oh, God, no, Jess. - Dude, we gotta leave 837 01:00:32,025 --> 01:00:33,227 Liam, we gotta leave. 838 01:00:37,502 --> 01:00:38,502 Stevo. 839 01:00:41,476 --> 01:00:46,453 Mate. 840 01:00:47,321 --> 01:00:48,457 We had a deal. 841 01:00:49,760 --> 01:00:52,331 Your friend was insufficient. 842 01:00:54,970 --> 01:00:56,282 We shook on it. 843 01:00:56,306 --> 01:00:59,479 I touched your grubby fucking paw and all. 844 01:01:01,149 --> 01:01:02,327 Get outta here, you kids. 845 01:01:02,351 --> 01:01:04,622 Fuck off while you still can. 846 01:01:05,992 --> 01:01:08,039 Hey, we gotta move. Hey, we gotta move. 847 01:01:08,063 --> 01:01:10,978 - We gotta move. - Go, go, go, go, go, go. 848 01:01:11,002 --> 01:01:13,016 Come on. 849 01:01:13,040 --> 01:01:14,877 I'm so sorry, Jess. 850 01:01:19,219 --> 01:01:20,621 Fucking Yanks. 851 01:01:22,291 --> 01:01:23,928 You drunken fool. 852 01:01:26,533 --> 01:01:28,714 Fucking drop bears. 853 01:01:28,738 --> 01:01:32,654 You know, you're a shitty mascot for Australia. 854 01:01:32,678 --> 01:01:37,756 Ironic. 855 01:02:27,154 --> 01:02:29,158 Now you're a big boy. 856 01:02:37,575 --> 01:02:39,145 Clear. 857 01:02:42,819 --> 01:02:44,164 There's a little one here. 858 01:02:44,188 --> 01:02:45,400 - Halt. - Halt. 859 01:02:45,424 --> 01:02:46,526 Movement up ahead. 860 01:03:01,857 --> 01:03:05,966 All this fuss over a cute koala. 861 01:03:53,794 --> 01:03:54,897 Attack. 862 01:04:03,981 --> 01:04:07,455 Too many, too many, I'm out of bullets. 863 01:04:09,025 --> 01:04:10,327 Attack. 864 01:04:18,710 --> 01:04:19,710 Every one. 865 01:04:25,791 --> 01:04:27,061 Retreat. 866 01:04:31,269 --> 01:04:32,829 Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go. 867 01:05:31,623 --> 01:05:33,961 That's for fucking Stevo. 868 01:05:35,731 --> 01:05:37,234 A fighter then? 869 01:05:40,874 --> 01:05:42,645 Better believe it. 870 01:05:52,331 --> 01:05:53,900 You fought well. 871 01:06:21,689 --> 01:06:22,667 Gunner. 872 01:06:22,691 --> 01:06:23,994 Yes, Sarge. 873 01:06:36,719 --> 01:06:38,032 There's so many of 'em. 874 01:06:38,056 --> 01:06:39,392 The second one. 875 01:06:40,227 --> 01:06:42,131 Got second charger on. 876 01:06:42,931 --> 01:06:44,335 All right, pull back. 877 01:06:45,871 --> 01:06:47,117 All right, go, go, go, go. 878 01:06:47,141 --> 01:06:52,217 Go, go. 879 01:07:09,819 --> 01:07:11,255 Take that. 880 01:07:21,442 --> 01:07:23,322 Dammit, run, run, run, run, run, run, run. 881 01:07:23,346 --> 01:07:24,682 - Ollie. - What? 882 01:07:32,664 --> 01:07:33,800 She's gone. 883 01:07:35,403 --> 01:07:36,639 Sorry, Jess. 884 01:07:38,008 --> 01:07:40,747 Uh, hey, why, why the hell do you have Jessica's bag? 885 01:07:42,918 --> 01:07:44,197 I thought we might need it. 886 01:07:44,221 --> 01:07:47,026 Why the hell do we need Jessica's bag? 887 01:07:51,636 --> 01:07:54,108 What is that? What, what is, what is that? 888 01:07:55,343 --> 01:07:56,345 It's her medipen. 889 01:07:59,251 --> 01:08:02,491 Since when do they make medipens for chlamydia? 890 01:08:05,564 --> 01:08:06,808 Wait, wait, wait. 891 01:08:06,832 --> 01:08:08,345 The, the Koala King, he, he lost his shit 892 01:08:08,369 --> 01:08:09,881 when he heard that Liam had chlamydia. 893 01:08:09,905 --> 01:08:11,709 That's gotta mean something, right? 894 01:08:12,878 --> 01:08:14,682 - The disease changed him. - Yeah. 895 01:08:15,584 --> 01:08:16,584 What? 896 01:08:19,758 --> 01:08:21,262 I have chlamydia? 897 01:08:26,973 --> 01:08:28,242 That fixed 'em. 898 01:08:32,751 --> 01:08:33,987 What the fuck? 899 01:08:44,308 --> 01:08:48,115 You come into our house and kill my family. 900 01:08:59,672 --> 01:09:00,807 Light him up. 901 01:09:11,429 --> 01:09:13,299 Gunner, wait. 902 01:09:31,235 --> 01:09:32,235 Fuck. 903 01:09:36,579 --> 01:09:38,225 Get outta here. 904 01:09:38,249 --> 01:09:40,563 Retreat. 905 01:09:40,587 --> 01:09:41,722 Go, go, go. 906 01:09:44,026 --> 01:09:46,508 We're not getting outta this alive, are we? 907 01:09:46,532 --> 01:09:48,312 Not if we finish this. 908 01:09:48,336 --> 01:09:49,781 Got a plan? 909 01:09:49,805 --> 01:09:50,805 We set a trap. 910 01:10:03,499 --> 01:10:05,002 Slow down, slow down. 911 01:10:14,321 --> 01:10:15,321 Let's go. 912 01:10:16,458 --> 01:10:17,727 I'm out. Got my sidearm. 913 01:10:25,310 --> 01:10:27,647 - Well, we're fucked. - Yeah. 914 01:10:29,818 --> 01:10:32,189 The disease. 915 01:10:37,801 --> 01:10:40,640 Target stopped engaging, leaving. 916 01:10:42,076 --> 01:10:43,178 It's hunting something. 917 01:10:44,180 --> 01:10:45,483 It's not over yet. Let's go. 918 01:10:54,902 --> 01:10:55,904 Jesus, Em. 919 01:10:56,839 --> 01:10:58,117 Your blood carries it. 920 01:10:58,141 --> 01:10:59,554 If we get this into him, it might kill him. 921 01:10:59,578 --> 01:11:02,450 So we're injecting the mutant koala with Liam's blood? 922 01:11:03,519 --> 01:11:05,966 - Exactly. - Makes sense to me. 923 01:11:05,990 --> 01:11:08,094 Worth a shot. 924 01:11:54,220 --> 01:11:56,425 The disease lives in you. 925 01:11:58,729 --> 01:12:01,969 Yeah? Well, you're about to catch it. 926 01:12:03,372 --> 01:12:05,543 Come at me, you fucking punk. 927 01:12:18,034 --> 01:12:19,337 No. 928 01:12:23,979 --> 01:12:29,056 Okay, okay. 929 01:13:06,899 --> 01:13:10,372 You are nothing but filth. 930 01:13:46,478 --> 01:13:47,680 Fuck you. 931 01:13:56,598 --> 01:13:58,077 What's the matter, asshole? 932 01:13:58,101 --> 01:14:00,439 You afraid of a little scratch? 933 01:14:02,009 --> 01:14:03,144 - Dammit. - No. 934 01:14:11,561 --> 01:14:13,131 Liam. 935 01:14:46,097 --> 01:14:50,038 Die, you eucalyptus-chomping motherfucker. 936 01:16:05,288 --> 01:16:08,403 Looks like you guys had a rough night. 937 01:16:08,427 --> 01:16:11,343 No help from you. 938 01:16:11,367 --> 01:16:12,880 You're late. 939 01:16:12,904 --> 01:16:13,904 Not my fault. 940 01:16:14,841 --> 01:16:16,410 You were supposed to be dead by now. 941 01:16:19,617 --> 01:16:22,990 You're free to go. 942 01:16:26,297 --> 01:16:27,676 Just like that? 943 01:16:27,700 --> 01:16:30,104 After all this, you're just gonna let us walk away? 944 01:16:32,710 --> 01:16:34,814 Who's gonna fucking believe you anyway? 945 01:16:36,517 --> 01:16:37,517 Let's bag this up. 946 01:17:11,420 --> 01:17:13,157 God, I get it now. 947 01:17:16,630 --> 01:17:18,234 You want something real. 948 01:17:27,052 --> 01:17:30,902 Hey, hey, yes, stop, stop, stop. 949 01:17:30,926 --> 01:17:32,228 Hey, hey, hey. 950 01:17:33,999 --> 01:17:39,076 Stop, stop, stop. 951 01:17:45,723 --> 01:17:47,125 Hey, stop, stop. 952 01:17:49,029 --> 01:17:51,400 THe bloody hell happened to you two? 953 01:17:52,202 --> 01:17:54,717 - Long night. - Yeah. 954 01:17:54,741 --> 01:17:58,356 - Where you headed? - Anywhere will be fine. 955 01:17:58,380 --> 01:17:59,927 All right, jump in. 956 01:17:59,951 --> 01:18:03,524 Oh, okay. 957 01:19:05,014 --> 01:19:06,751 Looks like you two have had a big one. 958 01:19:07,652 --> 01:19:08,652 We need help. 959 01:19:10,157 --> 01:19:12,338 There's something out there, man. 960 01:19:12,362 --> 01:19:16,479 We, we were, we were attacked by, by these things. 961 01:19:16,503 --> 01:19:18,149 We barely made it out alive. 962 01:19:18,173 --> 01:19:19,119 - Yeah. - Our friends are dead. 963 01:19:19,143 --> 01:19:21,322 Wait, what things? 964 01:19:21,346 --> 01:19:22,415 Dropbears. 965 01:19:29,663 --> 01:19:33,337 Dropbears, yeah, good one, mate, drop bears. 966 01:19:34,506 --> 01:19:38,480 This isn't a fucking joke, man. They're real. 967 01:19:41,320 --> 01:19:43,099 So who put me up for this one, eh? 968 01:19:43,123 --> 01:19:44,123 Was it Darryl? 969 01:19:45,461 --> 01:19:46,840 It was Darryl, wasn't it? 970 01:19:46,864 --> 01:19:49,436 Oh, bloody Darryl. 971 01:19:51,740 --> 01:19:52,740 Dropbears. 972 01:19:54,412 --> 01:19:58,554 Listen, if you two don't tell me exactly what happened, 973 01:19:59,556 --> 01:20:01,560 you can piss off back to the hostel. 974 01:20:03,130 --> 01:20:04,130 Got it? 975 01:20:14,719 --> 01:20:17,125 Bloody crackheads. 976 01:20:27,378 --> 01:20:28,714 The world is so fucked. 977 01:21:16,710 --> 01:21:20,827 ♪ If ya go Down Under, well, ya better beware ♪ 978 01:21:20,851 --> 01:21:24,936 ♪ They have got a creature that they call the drop bear ♪ 979 01:21:24,960 --> 01:21:28,978 ♪ He hangs in the trees, and he waits for his prey ♪ 980 01:21:29,002 --> 01:21:34,078 ♪ If you're in the wrong place, it might be your last day ♪ 981 01:21:41,994 --> 01:21:46,245 ♪ Some people walk around with forks in their hair ♪ 982 01:21:46,269 --> 01:21:50,587 ♪ To ward off attacks from the viscous drop bear ♪ 983 01:21:50,611 --> 01:21:52,424 ♪ He'll drop from the trees 984 01:21:52,448 --> 01:21:55,096 ♪ Then he'll tear up your face 985 01:21:55,120 --> 01:21:59,930 ♪ If you ever go to that Down Under place ♪ 986 01:22:07,712 --> 01:22:11,796 ♪ People tried the toothpaste behind the ears ♪ 987 01:22:11,820 --> 01:22:15,972 ♪ The dropbear's been laughing about that for years ♪ 988 01:22:15,996 --> 01:22:20,213 ♪ He's found in the forest, and he's found on the range ♪ 989 01:22:20,237 --> 01:22:25,314 ♪ The story of the drop bear is admittedly strange ♪ 990 01:22:41,746 --> 01:22:45,764 ♪ A drop bear attacks in the day or the night ♪ 991 01:22:45,788 --> 01:22:49,805 ♪ To keep him away, people try what you might ♪ 992 01:22:49,829 --> 01:22:54,315 ♪ If ya go for a walk, wear some sensible shoes ♪ 993 01:22:54,339 --> 01:22:59,415 ♪ Don't let the drop bear get the first drop on you ♪ 994 01:24:40,551 --> 01:24:41,795 Yep. 995 01:24:41,819 --> 01:24:43,390 Please hold for the president. 996 01:24:46,129 --> 01:24:49,111 I'm hearing a lot of excuses down there, 997 01:24:49,135 --> 01:24:51,014 big excuses. 998 01:24:51,038 --> 01:24:53,586 You told me you'd have results by now. 999 01:24:53,610 --> 01:24:54,946 Where are my assets? 1000 01:24:56,482 --> 01:24:59,665 There's been a, 1001 01:24:59,689 --> 01:25:01,559 a complication. 1002 01:25:02,895 --> 01:25:04,274 You were supposed to be the tough guy. 1003 01:25:04,298 --> 01:25:05,910 I was told you could handle this. 1004 01:25:05,934 --> 01:25:08,282 A lot of people said you could handle this, 1005 01:25:08,306 --> 01:25:10,286 but I don't see any handling. 1006 01:25:10,310 --> 01:25:11,512 I see a mess. 1007 01:25:12,381 --> 01:25:14,352 The experiment worked 1008 01:25:17,224 --> 01:25:19,137 maybe a little too well. 1009 01:25:19,161 --> 01:25:22,100 We, uh, lost containment. 1010 01:25:24,572 --> 01:25:27,220 That's what I love about you Australians, 1011 01:25:27,244 --> 01:25:29,248 always finding new ways to screw it up. 1012 01:25:31,386 --> 01:25:33,857 You fix this, and then you deliver because if you don't, 1013 01:25:38,600 --> 01:25:41,205 I'll find somebody who can.